Why I HATE talking to my mom
mom: did you finish your oranges?
me: yeah I ate them all
mom: HURRY UP AND FINISH THEM! I WANT TO WASH THE DISHES!
me: I ATE THEM ALREADY!
mom: DON'T YELL AT ME! JESUS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
mom: I need the nail polish remover
me: I don't have it
mom: I don't like your attitude. You are so mean and rude you know that? Stop being like that.
WELL WTF AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY THEN?!