Why I HATE talking to my mom
mom:  did you finish your oranges?
me:  yeah I ate them all
mom:  HURRY UP AND FINISH THEM! I WANT TO WASH THE DISHES!
me:  I ATE THEM ALREADY!
mom:  DON'T YELL AT ME! JESUS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
mom:  I need the nail polish remover
me:  I don't have it
mom:  I don't like your attitude. You are so mean and rude you know that? Stop being like that.
 WELL WTF AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY THEN?!
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